1:20 p.m. - 2007-04-26
Why I Like Retirement:
I got this in my email today and wanted to share it with all my friends.
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 7 - 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to
retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
I would also like to thank a special someone who surprised me with adding a few things to this site.
Until next time, please clix me.
geminis2
